Did your boss discipline you when he/she found that nest of squirrels in the bottom drawer of your desk?

i mean c'mon... they need to hibernate somewhere until spring arrives...Did your boss discipline you when he/she found that nest of squirrels in the bottom drawer of your desk?
I surely did have to think on my feet the day MY secreted squirrels were rumbled, BR!


I guess it was my own fault though. Like 'I Love Seb', I was also hoarding some porn in my drawer - along with a litter of seven adolescent squirrel cubs. Not surprisingly the cubs got bored on their own over the weekend, and when I arrived back at work the following Monday they had strewn the entire office with lewd photographs of nudes - with bushy tails and whiskers drawn on in biro!


Luckily I managed to convince my boss that the squirrels were a team of migrant workers I'd hired temporarily to clean my desk. For the rest of that week the cheeky youngsters had to wear small white overalls and speak only Portuguese whilst they tidied all the desks in the office.


I think we all learned a valuable lesson!Did your boss discipline you when he/she found that nest of squirrels in the bottom drawer of your desk?
Yes, but it wasn't so much the squirrels themselves, but more the fact that their nesting material of choice was taken from the tampon machine and supplemented with the chewings of a Picasso signed lithograph.


When the kits, pups, calves, spawn, hatchlings, whelp, or whatever squirrels give birth to, were born all was forgiven.
welll...... no, i didn't have squirrels in there..... i had porn...... got fired...





i had a lot of pictures like this


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Umm, no because I don't have a desk at my job. lol





I work at a large pet hotel/doggie daycare where if I had a desk in there, they would chew it up.
Yes, i told him theyd be gone soon but he never listens! So i go back to work and it turns out he ate them all :(
No, she thought they were for her dog...

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